He won the Heisman trophy, went to play for the Bills
Made so damn much money, it kinda gave him the chills
He was O. J. Simpson, no way he could lose
He said "Someday I'm gonna get some Bruno Magli shoes"

Well, the next thing you know, O. J.'s a millionaire
His kin folk say "O. J. move away from there"
He was O. J. Simpson, no way he could lose
Took a wife moved to Brentwood bought some Bruno Magli shoes

They had some fights, she called 911
Of course O. J. said that it was all in fun
When asked why he broke her windshield with a bat
He claimed that it was just a lover's spat

He pulled on his sweats, he sharpened his knife
Jumped in his Bronco to take care of his wife
He was O. J. Simpson, no way he could lose
A pair of gloves and a watch cap, and his Bruno Magli shoes

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They found his cap, they found his gloves
The pair they said he wore when he killed the one he loved
He was O. J. Simpson, no way he could lose
'Cause Marcia Clark couldn't prove he owned those Bruno Magli shoes

They had his DNA, they had his hair
Forensic evidence that proved he was there
But when Johnny Cochran said the gloves didn't fit
The jury of his peers felt they had to acquit

The second time around, they had a photograph
When they showed it to the Juice, he said "Please don't make me laugh
I'm Mr. O. J. Simpson, no way I can lose
I wouldn't be caught dead in those ugly-ass Bruno Magli shoes"

Near the end of the trial, much to his surprise
They showed him thirty photographs that proved he had lied
He was O. J. Simpson, no way he could lose
Seems he forgot all about those Bruno Magli shoes
Now he's got a bad case of the Bruno Magli Blues